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Police need to learn to spell?

A traffic policeman attends a motorway crash, on arrival he sees that a motorcycle has been in a collision with an articulated vehicle. Policeman starts to write up his report. He notes that the cyclist had been dismembered and so writes, Right leg found on hard shoulder, left leg and torso minus the head were in the 1st lane as was the right arm, left arm in middle lane. A few minutes later he make a gruesome find the head, and so writes head found on the central resiverton. Think you don't spell it like that!! starts to write again, Central resvertion thinks! no that not right, so he thinks f**k it and the kicks the head to the left and writes. Head found in outside lane